The Procession to Calvary
Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.
- Price:$4.49
- Release Date:4/9/2020
- Franchise:SUPERHOT & Co.
- Developer:Joe Richardson
- Publishers:
- Last Updated:11/13/2024
- Steam App Id:1071130
The Procession to Calvary
- Windows
- Mac
- Linux
- Steam Deck (Verified)
Steam Charts, Stats, and Live Player Count
At the moment, The Procession to Calvary has 3 concurrent players online and in-game. This is 90% lower than its previous all-time peak of 29 players achieved on 11/10/2024.
Review History Chart
Track historical review trends and overall ratings for The Procession to Calvary. It has received a total of 1,003 reviews on the Steam store and achieved a Player Score of 92 (Overwhelmingly Positive).
Price History Chart
Track historical price changes and trends for The Procession to Calvary. Right now, it costs $4.49 in the Steam Store.
Community Hub Members & Followers Chart
Explore the cumulative breakdown of Steam community hub members for The Procession to Calvary and its growth over time. It currently has 4,056 followers on its community page.
About The Procession to Calvary
The Procession to Calvary is an Indie, and Adventure game developed by Joe Richardson. On 4/9/2020, it was released on the Steam Store by Joe Richardson, and SUPERHOT PRESENTS.
Players have rated The Procession to Calvary as "Overwhelmingly Positive" out of 1,003 total reviews on the Steam Store. These are split between 984 positive reviews and 19 negative reviews — an overall 98% positive review rating. Additionally, The Procession to Calvary has earned a metascore of 78 on Metacritic.
It is available for gamers to download and play for $4.49 which is a 55% discount off its base price. It can also be purchased through The Games by Joe Richardson Bundle, The Games by Joe Richardson Bundle, and AdventureX Comedy Bundle which give a discount off its base price.
It can be played and ran on Windows, Mac, and Linux systems. It is verified by Valve as playable on the Steam Deck and will run well.
It also supports 5 languanges in-game including English, French, German, Spanish (Spain), and Portuguese-Brazil. Each language comes with varying levels of support for the in-game interface, audio, and fully translated subtitles.
According to Steam’s category system, The Procession to Calvary supports the following features:
- Family Sharing
- Steam Achievements
- Steam Trading Cards
- Single-player
From the Steam community, The Procession to Calvary has been tagged with the following user tags:
- Philosophical
- Violent
- Surreal
- Story Rich
- Short
- Medieval
- Historical
- Puzzle
- Comedy
- Gore
- Beautiful
- Funny
- Dark Comedy
- Point & Click
- Indie
- Action
- Adventure
- Female Protagonist
- Singleplayer
- 2D
Media & Sceenshots
Watch the featured video for The Procession to Calvary and see the latest screenshots from the Steam Store.
Related Bundles
The Procession to Calvary is included in 3 bundles in the Steam Store.
| Image | Name | Apps | Packages | Price | Actions |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | The Games by Joe Richardson Bundle | 3 | 3 | $24.27 | View |
 | The Games by Joe Richardson Bundle | 2 | 2 | $19.31 | View |
 | AdventureX Comedy Bundle | 6 | 6 | $26.20 | View |
Related Packages
The Procession to Calvary is referenced by 1 package in the Steam Store.
| Name | Price | Actions |
|---|---|---|
| The Procession to Calvary | $4.49 | View |
Supported Languages
The Procession to Calvary is available in 5 different languages with varying levels of support for the in-game interface, audio, and fully translated subtitles.
| Name | Interface | Audio | Subtitles |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | Yes | No | Yes |
| French | Yes | No | Yes |
| German | Yes | No | Yes |
| Spanish (Spain) | Yes | No | Yes |
| Portuguese-Brazil | Yes | No | Yes |
Frequently Asked Questions
Soures & References
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The Procession to Calvary data has been sourced from:
- Valve Corporation. (2024, November 13). The Procession to Calvary on Steam. Steam Store. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1071130
- Valve Corporation. (2024, November 13). The Procession to Calvary. Steam Community Hub. https://steamcommunity.com/app/1071130
- Metacritic. (2024, November 13). The Procession to Calvary for PC Reviews. Metacritic. https://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/the-procession-to-calvary
- Joe Richardson. (2023, July 8). The Procession to Calvary. The Procession to Calvary. http://joerichardson.games/theprocession/